Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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