But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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