Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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