I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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