Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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