i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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