They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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