we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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