i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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