I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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