I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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