that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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