Swine flu. Run for my life!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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