I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
