I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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