Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no