Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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