is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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