have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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