At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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