dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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