it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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