why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you will always have a special place in my vag
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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