3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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