Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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