hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
