Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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