Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
PS: I just woke up from my shower
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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