i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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