I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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