He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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