I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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