He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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