If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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