He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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