If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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