I just made out with a guy for $7.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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