I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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