she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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