I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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