Sponge bath it is.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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