Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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