I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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