god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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