He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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