yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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