i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.