Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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