If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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