Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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